Dear swashbucklers, shipmates and scurvy dogs, Thank you all very much for inviting me up to Stonehaven, and for running such a fantastic game. I've learned a valuable lesson - I should have followed the sage advice of the PBR skipper in Apocalypse Now - Don't get off the boat! I've posted loads of ...

Gentlemen, During my time in Her Majesty's Navy we were taught that while knowing the difference between Port and Starboard is handy, not knowing which way to pass the port is unforgivable. As long as you get that right, and can drink pink gins with abandon, then using terms like the sharp end and t...

Gentlemen,

Thank you all for the invitation to join you in Stonehaven for the LOGW pirate shindig. I'd love to come, and I plan to bring along a couple of pirate ships (well, a ship and a brig to be pedantic), filled to the gunwales with the scum of the seas. Long may yer swashes buckle.

Black Angus