Mein Gott , Kev!!!! Can't believe such 'abuse' from you! Just because you've 'absconded' from your usual 'mates' to go over to 'the darkside', I would still have thought better of you! You'll soon be sporting a 'dodgy droopy tache', bike clips, splashing on 'eau de garleec', 'humming' Vanessa Paradi...