Savouring Victory

dashing blade · Post by **dashing blade** » Fri Oct 29, 2010 6:27 pm

Good people of the wargaming community, and others. You can now celebrate that superb victory over your opponents with LANCASHIRE TEA!No longer will you have to drink that T.V. advertised Yorkshire brew.
So why not savour the moment with a proper Red Rose cuppa.

P.S i'm not on commision,just thought that the world needed to know.

lenin · Post by **lenin** » Sat Oct 30, 2010 8:34 am

"LANCASHIRE TEA!"

What's that then?

dashing blade · Post by **dashing blade** » Sat Oct 30, 2010 10:48 am

Dear Mr Lenin,

Lancashire tea is , looking at the box,very similar in design to Yorkshire tea! The pictures of ex-miners coughing up blood on cobbles,rented whippets and cotton weavers grunning with one arm and ricketts; are sadly missing.
However no longer must this Beautifully slag heaped county have to sup a Yorkshire char. Now we can guzzle tea from our own cloud constant shire!

We do whisky as well! ( I hope this wont ignite a spark north of the border......not Cumbria , i mean Scotland).
I've not tasted it , its mostly Jamies in our house.

CoffinDodger · Post by **CoffinDodger** » Sat Oct 30, 2010 12:11 pm

dashing blade wrote: We do whisky as well!

Dear Mr Blade,

It probably tastes just like your tea.

Jim

dashing blade · Post by **dashing blade** » Sun Oct 31, 2010 6:36 pm

Well thats a low blow!

You sir , have crossed the line.
Its Haloween and the Pendle witches will be aboard tonight. Their dark and sinister witchcraft will curse your dice rolling and bend your pikes!
Oh and perhaps more annoying.........all your static grass and gravel will fall off!
There ,see ...dont mess with the county of dark satanic mills and tea that tastes of whisky...or vice versa..

obriendavid · Post by **obriendavid** » Mon Nov 01, 2010 1:57 pm

dashing blade wrote:Well thats a low blow!
You sir , have crossed the line.
Its Haloween and the Pendle witches will be aboard tonight. Their dark and sinister witchcraft will curse your dice rolling

You've obviously never seen Jims dice rolling?
I think someone has already beat your curse unless your can add 0's to his d6

Cheers
Dave

dashing blade · Post by **dashing blade** » Tue Nov 02, 2010 1:09 am

Never seen jims dice rolling in action, but if he's already cursed then does another curse make a positive curse? Have i inadvertently given him invicible rolling powers?

Jim ,roll a dice......we need to know!