League Of Augsburg - Fighting Talk

or how club 18-30 came to Langholm.

I have a plan for a 7 way bash to celebrate st Paddy's day tonight
The worthies are the Bishop of Bath and Wells (wheres ma baabie)
Big Wullie Airmstrong
The Fechan Grahams
Captain Sandy hair and his chum from the colonies Running Flatte
Big Tam Bean, His wife Aggie and the weans . (lots of mouths to feed and nae local butcher)
Davie Mune local lodgemaster and his pal Belfast Billy and the Sh*tekicker 7 ( all 6 of them) on their first club 18-30 , that's their target
Last but not least Lord Michael Flat - Leigh and his chums .
Should be ..... different

How did this guid neeburrs week go Jim/

Big Billy and the boys turned up at the Bean house to demand food, beer and the rent money. One of Billy's boys roughly manhandled a cow and was kicked and knocked out for his trouble. Maggie and the weans threw crockery, potatoes, insults or anything handy through the windows, ko'd a couple of Billy's men .Meanwhile big Tam ran out the front door to malky Tam and was felled by a Guiness can. At this point (due to an auspicious random event) Maggie recognised that Billy was the one true love she had lost. She promptly ran into his arms with the weans.
Unluckily for Billy the Fechan Grahams had come to "support" him and released a fusillade of shots into poor Billys men . The Grahams were determined to get the rent and despatched Hughie Dugless , his dog and Sammie Ling the Buddhist priest to get the cash.They needed it for a weekend in Carlisle or Kay-Rul . You wouldn't believe it, in the mayhem and genuinely with another random event, Hughie was attacked, mauled by his dog and Sammie disappeared with the cash to buy books to give away for free in the high street. !
The bishop, his bodyguard Taiyt O ,Crisps and lord Michael Flatte Lee together with the rest of the Dans got stuck into the rest of big Billy's men and chased them into the woods. At the vital point lord Michael's valiant charge was halted when he fell off and had to chase his horse to hoots of derision from the Billie boys. The Bishop finding himself alone, remembered a pressing engagement elsewhere and left rapidly !
A thoroughly enjoyable game with folks on the look out for non existent werewolves and ghosts and an enormous amount of p£ss taking as everyone played in character !

I THINK I HAVE MET THE FECHAN GRAHAMS BEFORE.....somewhere

l presume there was no Fechan bus for them to catch home?

The battling Nish brothers were Belfast Billie and the fechan Graham's. Not much acting needed!