Oh don't feel bad Ginger... I am used to the slings and arrows coming out of those two old Ballistas.
The East Coast one is a bit mixed up.. anti-French, Pro-Russian, Imperialist-Bolshevik, Jacobite leaning Rangers fan with a dislike of fantasy gaming but with more fantasy models and terrain than GW. He has a penchant for social disorder and challenging the authorities but looks like a schoolteacher and works with the elderly and infirm.... in other words.. he doesn't know if he's coming or going.
The other one from the Deep South (could be construed as from the Far North if you lived in Kent)... Now , he was a bank manager by day but by night a crusading member of the Sons of the South with a poster of J.S. Chamberlain pinned secretly beneath his Southern Cross and antler porch decor. He has an addiction to Texas and all things American and a tattoo of the 'Chancer' Marlbrook on his cheek (but which of the four?).. he also owns a huge WSS French Army.... deduce from that what you will Watson!
Oh yes..... I've got their numbers!
Apart for all that, they are OK blokes (when not speaking)
Yours Moriarty