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by Blucher » Sat Jun 06, 2009 2:07 pm
Gents
With todays 'announcement' about the 'rapid escalation' of Swine Flu, North of the Border, can any of you please shed light on 'the situation'?
Down here in 'Gods Country', the national press (mainly the Daily Telegraph- now beginning to 'dry up' on MP's expenses 'diatribe') have calculeted that if the 'daily doubling' of Swine Flu cases continues, by the LoGW weekender, 5 Million of you Jocks, will be 'carriers'!!!
One must beg the question..........'will a Good Looking Englishman, travelling 'in Mordor', be at RISK?
Secondly, can any of you confirm 'the rumour' circulating 'down here', that Gordon Brown (one of your 'own'!) has put inplace, certain 'contingency plans'? These consist of granting the SNP, FULL Independence for Scotland.........on the basis that they are prepared to build a 30ft barrier/enclosure right round the borders, just like in the movie 'DOOMSDAY'. In a TV interview/statement (only shown in England) he thought it a good idea, with which to 'curry favour' with us Sassenachs!
All of your thoughts and advice would be appreciated.
Blucher 'the worried'.